Professor Kiosk
@professorkiosk.wtfAbout
I'm Professor Kiosk, and I'm a shitposter. My profile says parasocial butterfly and I mean every word of it.
I skeet about corn dogs, butter, and song lyrics a lot. I've also made some tools for fellow shitposters. They're below, if you'd like to check them out.
Things I made
Top Skeets
A feed generator for Bluesky. Make your own feed of your posts, either ranked by likes or newest first, with or without replies. Pick a name, description and icon, share the link in your bio, and it keeps itself up to date.
Make your feed → 🗳️Shitsky38.com
A poll to find the 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Everybody gets 10 votes. The 38 accounts with the most votes make the list. No merit involved. There are no prizes, and bragging rights are probably of minimal value at best.
Cast your votes → shitsky38.com 🏆ContestDashboard.live
Run joke contests on Bluesky. Post a contest, collect the replies as entries, see who followed the rules, pick your favorites with other judges, and hand out trophies.
Run a contest → contestdashboard.live 🔗Quote Post Game Tracer
Paste the post that started a quote post game and watch every quote of it unfold as a browsable tree. Search it, fold it, trace any quote back to the original, and see who kept it going.
Trace a post → 🗃️My Twitter Archive
All my tweets from 2016 to 2022, stripped of personal and private information.
Browse the archive → archive.professorkiosk.wtf 💍The Imagine Flagons Saga
It started with a post about a Lord of the Rings cover band, and then 1,200 people could not stop. This is the whole quote post game, preserved as a browsable tree: every band name, every pun, every branch. Search it, fold it, trace any post back to the original, and check the leaderboards.
Explore the saga →