Professor Kiosk

A plain-English guide to the technical side of Bluesky. It covers the slang you'll see, how to reply and quote without annoying anyone, setting up your profile and bio, building your own feeds (with a step-by-step SkyFeed video), muting and blocking, contests, images and alt text, and how direct messages and group chats work.

Free-associate your way to a shitpost. Build a web of ideas around a subject, cover the subject up, think about each branch on its own, then bring it back and see what's funny. Includes a draft box. No sign-in.

Spin a random topic, or smash two or three together. Turn the dials to make them closer, further apart, or weirder, lock the bits you like, and send the result to the Joke-Web Maker. No sign-in.

A feed generator for Bluesky. Make your own feed of your posts, ranked by likes or newest first, with or without replies. Pick a name, description and icon, share the link in your bio, and it keeps itself up to date.

Paste a post link and get a receipt of its stats. Save it, share it, frame it. No sign-in.

Paste the post that started a quote post game and watch every quote of it unfold as a browsable tree. Search it, fold it, trace any quote back to the original, and see who kept it going.

It started with a post about a Lord of the Rings cover band, and then 1,200 people could not stop. The whole quote post game, preserved as a browsable tree: every band name, every pun, every branch.