CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
CORN DOGS ★ BUTTER ★ SONG LYRICS ★ PARASOCIAL BUTTERFLIES ★ QUOTE POST GAMES ★
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Top Skeets
A feed generator for Bluesky. Make your own feed of your posts, ranked by likes or newest first, with or without replies. Pick a name, description and icon, share the link in your bio, and it keeps itself up to date.
professorkiosk.wtf/feeds
Make your feed →
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Quote Post Game Tracer
Paste the post that started a quote post game and watch every quote of it unfold as a browsable tree. Search it, fold it, trace any quote back to the original, and see who kept it going.
professorkiosk.wtf/tracer
Trace a post →
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The Imagine Flagons Saga
It started with a post about a Lord of the Rings cover band, and then 1,200 people could not stop. The whole quote post game, preserved as a browsable tree: every band name, every pun, every branch.
professorkiosk.wtf/imagine-flagons
Explore the saga →
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Skeet Receipt
Paste a post link and get a receipt of its stats. Save it, share it, frame it. No sign-in.
professorkiosk.wtf/receipt
Print a receipt →
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Joke-Web Maker
Free-associate your way to a shitpost. Build a web of ideas around a subject, cover the subject up, think about each branch on its own, then bring it back and see what's funny. Includes a draft box. No sign-in.
professorkiosk.wtf/jokeweb
Build a web →
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Mashup Machine
Spin a random topic, or smash two or three together. Turn the dials to make them closer, further apart, or weirder, lock the bits you like, and send the result to the Joke-Web Maker. No sign-in.
professorkiosk.wtf/mashup
Spin a mashup →
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Bluesky Tutorials
How to do the technical stuff on Bluesky: the language, replies and quote posts, your profile, feeds, contests, images, messages, and what to do when your posts go missing. Adapted from my Twitter Tutorials.
professorkiosk.wtf/tutorials
Read the tutorials →
Sign-in notice. Top Skeets is the only tool that signs in: it asks for a Bluesky app password, uses it once to publish your feed, then discards it. It is never stored or logged. The Tracer, the Saga and Skeet Receipt need no sign-in.
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