I'm Professor Kiosk, and I'm a shitposter. My profile says parasocial butterfly and I mean every word of it.
I skeet about corn dogs, butter, and song lyrics a lot. I've also made some tools for fellow shitposters. They're listed below.
A feed generator for Bluesky. Make your own feed of your posts, ranked by likes or newest first, with or without replies. Pick a name, description and icon, share the link in your bio, and it keeps itself up to date.
professorkiosk.wtf/feeds Make your feed →Paste the post that started a quote post game and watch every quote of it unfold as a browsable tree. Search it, fold it, trace any quote back to the original, and see who kept it going.
professorkiosk.wtf/tracer Trace a post →It started with a post about a Lord of the Rings cover band, and then 1,200 people could not stop. The whole quote post game, preserved as a browsable tree: every band name, every pun, every branch.
professorkiosk.wtf/imagine-flagons Explore the saga →Paste a post link and get a receipt of its stats. Save it, share it, frame it. No sign-in.
professorkiosk.wtf/receipt Print a receipt →Sign-in notice. Top Skeets is the only tool that signs in: it asks for a Bluesky app password, uses it once to publish your feed, then discards it. It is never stored or logged. The Tracer, the Saga and Skeet Receipt need no sign-in.
A poll to find the 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Everybody gets 10 votes. No merit involved. There are no prizes, and bragging rights are probably of minimal value at best.
shitsky38.com Cast your votes ↗Run joke contests on Bluesky. Post a contest, collect the replies as entries, see who followed the rules, pick your favorites with other judges, and hand out trophies.
contestdashboard.live Run a contest ↗A side project I write with a bunch of other people: a lore page for the Clover Kiss Cinema account, updated as more posts go up.
cloverkisscinema.club Read the lore ↗All my tweets from 2016 to 2022, stripped of personal and private information.
archive.professorkiosk.wtf Browse the archive ↗